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Shot in the buttock…

I woke up to the voice of Chris Moyles. It was 08.17. I was on the left hand side of my bed as I lay in it. I was running late. Everything was normal for a Tuesday. I got up and got to work on my hairstyle. It’s big at the moment, and waking up […]

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The Job Application Thing

Once again I am doing the job application thing.  This is because there is no such thing as job security.  I work for a company that needs to make more money.  To do that, they need less people.  4000 less people in the UK, I believe.  I might be one of those, but to try […]

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She moves in her own way…

…are just some of the words that I’ll need to learn between now and October 1st.  Why would I want to learn those words, you may be asking yourself.  Well, I’ve been asking the very same question, only I already have the answer.
You see, a rather strange thing happened a few days ago, shortly after […]

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Ok, so maybe I’m the rubbish one for buying a single-speed bike in the first place, but once you’ve accepted this fact, you then have one rubbish person with one single-speed bike.  You see, single-speed bikes are not rubbish themselves.  You have to understand the context they’re in.
Let’s imagine you’re about to die…like litterally.  Now, […]

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Easter beard

This easter, I’ll have a beard.  It IS a beard!  And it’s the first easter I will have had one.  It has taken a number of weeks to grow and although it’s not the best, it’s good enough for now.  If you really look close, you might even be able to see it!
Happy Easter!

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Her name was Bella

From time to time, my life is fairly interesting. Sometimes I’m falling off my skateboard. Sometimes I’m being hit by a car. Once I hit someone on the head with a mallet. More recently I injured a good friend of mine when a piggy back when horribly wrong. Sure, a […]

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Currently listening to…

…the Kooks!
How did I come across this band? More to the point, how have I missed them until now? They’re brilliant! I’d link to their website, but I’m having one of those days where I’ve been really busy, got home from work, had some porridge, moaned to someone about another piece of […]

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I recently wrote about Muesli. It tastes good. It was a nut based Muesli from Sainsbury’s. However, as with all bags of Muesli, it will, sooner or later, run out. This will prompt a person to buy another bag. But maybe a person is curious about a slightly different flavour […]

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That’s right, after months and years and decades and ages of looking, the most unusual and unexpected thing happened! I found a house, and it’s great. Technically it’s not a house, and technically I didn’t find it either, but it is great. That’s no lie.
I’ve been living here for a couple of […]

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It burns….it burns…

My gosh, it’s been a hot one! About time really, as we are well into June. I’m not sure if I like the heat or not. I mean I do, but I don’t! I sometimes tell myself that I prefer the cold, but I don’t. I think I like it […]

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