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…I will be back one day and you will all love me for it!

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…disguised as a green vw passat estate!
Today is my penultimate day in Nottingham, my home for the past seven or so years on and off.  I’m supposed to be busy packing all my belongings into boxes that will make it nice and easy for my dad to load into the car when he arrives.  Only […]

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…is that I’m leaving Nottingham!
I don’t really know what else to say!  This decision was made months ago, but was kept under wraps for various reasons and could not happen sooner due to contractual obligations.  That obligation is soon to come to and end, however, and with my recent announcement at work that I have […]

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Ok, so maybe I’m the rubbish one for buying a single-speed bike in the first place, but once you’ve accepted this fact, you then have one rubbish person with one single-speed bike.  You see, single-speed bikes are not rubbish themselves.  You have to understand the context they’re in.
Let’s imagine you’re about to die…like litterally.  Now, […]

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Am I sick?
Ok, so all the usual signs of me not being sick are there.
1) I’m not sick.
2) I feel fine.
3) I’m sleeping almost every chance I get.
Now, 3) is where it starts to get a bit iffy.  You see, as I write this, it’s before 08:30 on a Tuesday morning.  This is mighty weird.  […]

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I am not still up waiting for a Valentines card, honest!

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These two things go hand in hand with each other in many cases. My flat sits behind a door. The door has as lock. The lock has a key. I have the key. This is almost always true. However, on Thursday, after a shit day in the office, there […]

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…yes they do!
And that’s the name of my current theme, unless you’re reading this post when I’ve got a different theme running on my website, in which case I cannot really be sure of the name of it. You should have made more of an effort to come here when the girls suck theme […]

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My day started with cereal. This was a rare occurance in 2005, but 2006 is going strong on the ‘getting up early enough in the morning to have a bowl of cereal to start the day’ front. Weetabix was my breakfast of choice today, as it has been for the past week or […]

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Believe it or not, I’m back online. I’m also rubbish, lame, and g)

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