How deadly is chocolate?
Mar 26th, 2006 by Jon
Is it going to kill me? If I eat too much of it, I mean. Because I almost certainly do. I sometimes try and convince myself that it’s ok to eat lots of it because I skateboard to work and am fairly active. But isn’t skateboarding to work worse than walking to work? I’m just rolling down a hill a lot of the time. Does the wind resistance help me keep the weight off? I think not.
In conclusion, chocolate is going to kill me, unless I do something about it. So, my new goal in life is to eat LESS chocolate. Now, I recently gave up eating chocolate at work for lent. Note: AT WORK. Now, as I write this I am not at work. This is why I’ve eaten far more chocolate today than I’d like to admit.
STOP EATING CHOCOLATE! BUY MORE FRUIT (AND EAT IT!)
Anything can kill you if you ate too much of it.
ummm… Chocolate…
This is because someone said you’d put on weight isn’t it?
This post + last post + lateral thinking = EXTREME IRONING
Dont worry mr.j, i have gained authoritative knowledge from one who studies such matters (Dr. Helen Lightowler, Oxford Brookes ) that it is most beneficial to consume 150gr of chocolate per day, so no need to stop your malteser fetish.
Who has said I’ve put on weight, James? Come on, who said it?
Sounds like it’s a touchy subject, must be true!
Well… you did Jon. At least you repeated to me what you’d been told.