Sick *cough* *cough*
Mar 7th, 2006 by Jon
Am I sick?
Ok, so all the usual signs of me not being sick are there.
1) I’m not sick.
2) I feel fine.
3) I’m sleeping almost every chance I get.
Now, 3) is where it starts to get a bit iffy. You see, as I write this, it’s before 08:30 on a Tuesday morning. This is mighty weird. Like that BBC3 program, The Mighty Booch (maybe incorrect), but with the word ‘weird’ in place of that word beginning with B that I’m not sure I’ve spelled correctly.
Basically, I shouldn’t be awake right now. My radio has just turned on, so I would normally be stirring at this point. But I’d be in bed and would still have a good thirty minutes before needing to get up.
What has happened is this. Yesterday, after work, I came home. I didn’t get into or onto or that near to bed. I checked my emails. I watched a bit of tv. Then Polly, my housemate, took me to Sainsbury’s. We got back at about 20:30. I packed the shopping away and made my dinner. I ate my dinner in the dining room with Polly instead of eating it in my room, which I often do. After dinner Polly washed up (thanks polly). I went to my room, chatted for a bit, called my dad, and then watched ER. By this stage I was on my bed and it was about 22:30. I began to feel sleepy. By the end of ER I was already under the covers and closing my eyes. I had my glasses on. I’d left the TV on. My lights were on. My clothes were on. Despite all of these things being on, I fell asleep.
I woke up this morning at about 07:45ish when I heard Friends on the tellybox. Strange!
So it looks like I might be ill, simply because I’m awake. At least it’s given me something (shit) to write about on this website that I’ve recently paid money for which I’m not really using to its full potential. Someone get me back into web design/development!!!

Surely there is a critical mass for laziness.
Maybe you’ve just hit that.
I doubt it. I’m wayyyyy ahead in the laziness stakes and I’ve yet to come close to critical mass.
Entropy is an elusive devil.