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…the Kooks!

How did I come across this band? More to the point, how have I missed them until now? They’re brilliant! I’d link to their website, but I’m having one of those days where I’ve been really busy, got home from work, had some porridge, moaned to someone about another piece of my bike falling off (but not the people who can actually do anything to fix the f*cking problem), laid on my bed, and fallen asleep, even though I was supposed to be going out for drinks with friends tonight (none of whom thought to phone me to ask what the frick was going on!).

So yeah, no link. Google will find them. Use the f(g)o(ogle)rce! See what I did there with the brackets and the word google and the word force! Genius. Yes, it’s just one of those days.

How complicated does my life want to be on a scale of 1 to 10? Lets say that 1 represents the complicatidity (new word, look out for it!) of a healthy new born baby! She (Helen) has not a care in the world, other than the fact that her surname is Melon. Yes, Helen Melon is trouble free. She’s got the world ahead of her and loving parents that love her in financial terms so that she can go to university and come out debt free and qualified enough to be paid trezillians of pounds to tell other people what to do!

My complicatidity score is not 1. Oh no. Mine would be nearer 7. I can’t be bothered to explain it. It just is, ok? I should probably stop moaning. I do this a lot. Moan, moan, moan!