Viva ala France petit pois!
Jan 12th, 2006 by Jon
That’s right, audience (James, Lucy, Somebody, you know who you are!), I’m going to France and I’m not coming back. This is not strictly true because I am coming back in a little over a week. Well, about a week odyand a half from now more or less or something. The point is, I’m going. It’s going to be fun. I’m going to let gravity take a swipe at me. It’s ok though, because I’ve recently bought black thermal underwear. Give it your best shot, gravity (and the cold!)
I’m making no sense because it’s late and I’m typing on someone’s laptop that occasionally causes me to type what I’m writing now somewhere completely different. I’m not a bit laptop fan. I should also point out that as I write this, the chances of me having babies are dwindling. It’s the heat, you see. It burns the baby making bits of the b…………….see, it’s just done it again…the letters ody have been inserted somewhere they shouldn’t. I’ve left them in as proof.
It’s time I left this sofa and made my way home…or I could sleep here. Here is warm and comfortable, but I should really go and brush my teeth. The double episode of Lost resulted in huge intake of malteasers
Sounds like you are off to snow! Boarding, skiing, who knows, pyrenees, alps…keep ody warm, we dont want any bits falling off ;) Oh and regards Lost, wind it up guys, how slow, so slow, was all wound up with nowhere to go! L O V E to France…Je voudrais une baguette avec jambon et fromage svp.
Based on your track record viz accidents, I have to confess that I suspect that the return ticket was probably a mistake.
(I would like to say it has been O.K. knowing you but oh come on it is an old old joke)
Good choice of baguette! Je m’appele Claude! (that’s a funny f*r*i*e*n*d*s episode!)
I’ll take as much care on the slopes as I can when I’m hanging 10 and grabbing some air!
It’s been great knowing me. I know me. It’s great!
Also, biology suggests that - laptops notwithstanding - you are going to be disappointed in your desire to bear children, Jon.
I hope this does not affect your life-plan too much.
Sounds like you have fertility problems…well while you’re away keep all pants and jeans loose, try not to encourage rampant women to grab those crown jewels and place those petit pois down there when things get too hot. All will be then concieve…um… achieved!
I have just been informed that I am not going skiing after all and am distraught. However finding out you have fertility problems makes me feel better.
You do have a use after all mate.