I’m a huge fan of chocolate. I’d put Maltesers down as my number one. What’s yours? Maltesers are the ultimate cinema edible experience. Forget ice cream or pop corn. Both suck equally! Maltesers rock because you can buy them at a much lower price at Sainburys, yet they are easily to smuggle into the nearest multiplex what’cha’ma’call’it! Good luck doing that with a tub of ice cream! Okay, so it would be possible to get the pop corn passed the ticket checkers, but you’d be silly to try, for Maltesers are the food for you, whether you know it yet or not!
I used to love the Twix. These have not changed a great deal over the years. I remember buying them after school in my youth, bringing them home, sticking them in the freezer for about twenty to thirty minutes, and then eating the biscuit off the bottom, saving the cool, frozen chocolate covered caramel til last. Ah, those were the days. They also remind me of a rather cool game for the Spectrum, featuring a small character catching even smaller characters in an open jar! If you can tell me what this game is from this lamest of descriptions, I challenge you!
Buttons. Now there’s a great chocolate item. Main flaw with these is that there are never enough. They taste uber nice when stacked!
Recently I’ve been sticking to the standard Dairy Milk. They’re on offer at the supermarket named above. I forget what the offer is exactly, but it’s brightly coloured and attractive enough to grab my attention and cause my hands to place to bars of the stuff into my goody-filled trolley, which I’ve hired for an indefinite shopping experience for a princly one great british pound! It’s an extemely low risk, low return investment. A low return of 0%.
I’m not a fat chap. I may be one day. I’m no rake either. I don’t do a whole load of dedicated exercise. I’m just one of those lucky ones who can eat lots and stick to a fairly constant jean size. This may all change one day though. You know what I’m talking about. Thin, thin, thin, wham! I don’t want that to happen. This is why I need to stop eating so much chocolate. Definite no-no’s include eating chocolate for every meal of the day, especially breakfast, and devouring whole bars and bags of the stuff in a blink of an eye. It’s just not heathy, no matter how good it feels at the time.
I miss chocolate!
mate ur screwed